(Source: time2gonow, via hnsm)
(Source: time2gonow, via hnsm)
Her cat’s taking a shit.
dude theres a fucking hand under the table
Oh, Barbie! I love your belt! It pulls your whole outfit together.
Barbie, is that keno I see ont he board behind you? BARBIE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU GAMBLED.
That waffle maker. Oh my gosh it’s the best thing in the world.
Oh my God Barbie, that frying pan (that i think you stoled from Rapunzel you biatch) will get legs until you put your...